Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Ron Paul on Neocons

ahem......I hope our order is not supporting these views

Hope you did'nt need that sir!

The DHS can now take your laptop when crossing the border for no reason except to stop "tarrarism". Whats next? They take my wallet? Or, "how about those condoms sir"? "Those could hold gasoline and be used for a bomb"...... Or - insert any stupid idea here and it will work as long as your gov is the goon pushing for it!!!!!

A democracy to be scared of!!!!!!

Our dic-mocracy is courtesy of a handful of men (mostly nasi supporters or actual nasis who escaped persecution through protection by US 'supporters in high positions) who control the world through the intelligence agencies, international corporations, and banks:

Does this story not sound just like something that would happen back then? This is their obvious test run for what will happen here in the future.


Gitmo detainees subject to detention even if acquitted: Pentagon

Some detainees at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba will likely never be released because of the danger they pose, and those tried and acquitted will still be subject to continued detention as enemy combatants, a Pentagon spokesman said Tuesday.
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(Ahem).
If these guys are acquitted, this means that they have been found innocent of any crime
Since when, in the history of American law and justice, have we continued to hold people who have been acquitted??
This boggles the mind, and makes you wonder what kinds of judicial "stretches" this government, right now, is willing to take against American citizens whose only "crime" is disagreeing with its positions.
Please don't think that just because this is happening at Gitmo, that it couldn't happen here.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Kwame is a Prince Hall Mason

According to this hagiography, Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick (known variously as KwaME, Kwame Kilstripper, Kwame Salami, the may-whore, Kwameleon) belongs to the above-linked Prince Hall lodge. I am very eager to learn more, such as his possible brotherhood with the current criminal case judge and fellow motor biking enthusiast Ron Giles, who certainly behaves as if he's completely in the bag and rolling over for this sludge. Here Giles rules that he'll release text maggages if they've already made it public, but no messages that haven't.

Let's see...

Monday, July 14, 2008

The End is Neigh

Analysts Say More Banks Will Fail

by Louise Story
Monday, July 14, 2008

provided by
The New York Times

As home prices continue to decline and loan defaults mount, federal regulators are bracing for dozens of American banks to fail over the next year.

But after a large mortgage lender in California collapsed late Friday, Wall Street analysts began posing two crucial questions: Just how many banks might falter? And, more urgently, which one could be next?

The nation’s banks are in far less danger than they were in the late 1980s and early 1990s, when more than 1,000 federally insured institutions went under during the savings-and-loan crisis. The debacle, the greatest collapse of American financial institutions since the Depression, prompted a government bailout that cost taxpayers about $125 billion.

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But the troubles are growing so rapidly at some small and midsize banks that as many as 150 out of the 7,500 banks nationwide could fail over the next 12 to 18 months, analysts say. Other lenders are likely to shut branches or seek mergers.

“Everybody is drawing up lists, trying to figure out who the next bank is, No. 1, and No. 2, how many of them are there,” said Richard X. Bove, the banking analyst with Ladenburg Thalmann, who released a list of troubled banks over the weekend. “And No. 3, from the standpoint of Washington, how badly is it going to affect the economy?”

Many investors are on edge after federal regulators seized the California lender, IndyMac Bank, one of the nation’s largest savings and loans, last week. With $32 billion in assets, IndyMac, a spinoff of the Countrywide Financial Corporation, was the biggest American lender to fail in more than two decades.

Now, as the Bush administration grapples with the crisis at the nation’s two largest mortgage finance companies, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, a rush of earnings reports in the coming days and weeks from some of the nation’s largest financial companies are likely to provide more gloomy reminders about the sorry state of the industry.

The future of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac is vital to the banks, savings and loans and credit unions, which own $1.3 trillion of securities issued or guaranteed by the two mortgage companies. If the mortgage giants ever defaulted on those obligations, banks might be forced to raise billions of dollars in additional capital.

The large institutions set to report results this week, including Citigroup and Merrill Lynch, are in no danger of failing, but some are expected to report more multibillion-dollar write-offs.

But time may be running out for some small and midsize lenders. They vary in size and location, but their common woe is the collapsed real estate market and souring mortgage loans. Most of these banks are far smaller than the industry giants that have drawn so much scrutiny from regulators and investors.

Still, only six lenders have failed so far this year, including IndyMac. In 1994, the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation listed 575 banks that it considered to be troubled. As of this spring, the agency was worried about just 90 banks. That number may go up in August, when the government releases an updated list.

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“Failed banks are a lagging indicator, not a leading indicator,” said William Isaac, who was chairman of the F.D.I.C. in the early 1980s and is now the chairman of the Secura Group, a finance consulting firm in Virginia. “So you will see more troubled, more failed banks this year.”

And yet IndyMac, one of the nation’s largest mortgage lenders, was not on the government’s troubled bank list this spring — an indication that other troubled banks may be below the radar.

The F.D.I.C. has $53 billion set aside to reimburse consumers for deposits lost at failed banks. IndyMac will eat up $4 billion to $8 billion of that fund, the agency estimates, and that could force it to raise more money from the banks that it insures.

The agency does not disclose which banks it thinks are troubled. But analysts are circulating their own lists, and short sellers — investors who bet against stocks — are piling on. In recent weeks, the share prices of some regional banks, like the BankUnited Financial Corporation, in Florida, and the Downey Financial Corporation, in California, have stumbled hard amid concern about their financial health. A BankUnited spokeswoman said the lender had largely avoided risky subprime loans.

In his “Who Is Next?” report over the weekend, Mr. Bove listed the fraction of loans at banks that are nonperforming, meaning, for example, that the assets have been foreclosed on or that payments are 90 days past due. He came up with what he called a danger zone, which was a percentage above 5 percent. Seven banks fell in this category.

An important issue for the regional and community banks will be whether they have managed to sell their riskiest loans to Wall Street firms.

And the government may have fewer failures than in the past because private investment funds might buy some troubled lenders. Regulators are considering rule changes that would allow private equity firms to buy larger shares of banks, and several prominent investors, like Wilbur Ross, have raised funds to leap in.

Eric Dash contributed reporting.

Friday, July 4, 2008

The end of all things white and right ... Jesse Helms dies at 86

Former Republican N.C. Sen. Jesse Helms dies at 86

In this June 17, 1999 photo, Senate Foreign Relations Committee Chairman Sen. Jesse Helms,...


Former Sen. Jesse Helms, who built a career along the fault lines of racial politics and battled liberals, Communists and the occasional fellow Republican during 30 conservative years in Congress, died on the Fourth of July. He was 86.

"It's just incredible that he would die on July 4, the same day of the Declaration of Independence and the same day that Thomas Jefferson and John Adams died, and he certainly is a patriot in the mold of those great men," said former North Carolina GOP Rep. Bill Cobey, the chairman of The Jesse Helms Center in Wingate, N.C.

Helms died at 1:15 a.m, the center said. He died in Raleigh of natural causes, said former chief of staff Jimmy Broughton.

"He was very comfortable," Broughton said.

Funeral arrangements were pending, the Helms center said.

"America lost a great public servant and true patriot today," White House spokesman Scott Stanzel said.

Senate Republican Leader Mitch McConnell of Kentucky said few senators could match Helms' reputation.

"Today we lost a Senator whose stature in Congress had few equals. Senator Jesse Helms was a leading voice and courageous champion for the many causes he believed in," McConnell said in a statement.

Helms, who first became known to North Carolina voters as a newspaper and television commentator, won election to the Senate in 1972 and decided not to run for a sixth term in 2002.

"Compromise, hell! ... If freedom is right and tyranny is wrong, why should those who believe in freedom treat it as if it were a roll of bologna to be bartered a slice at a time?" Helms wrote in a 1959 editorial that foretold his political style.

As he aged, Helms was slowed by a variety of illnesses, including a bone disorder, prostate cancer and heart problems, and he made his way through the Capitol on a motorized scooter as his career neared an end. In April 2006, his family announced he had been moved into a convalescent center after being diagnosed with vascular dementia, in which repeated minor strokes damage the brain.

Helms' public appearances had dwindled as his health deteriorated. When his memoirs were published in August 2005, he appeared at a Raleigh book store to sign copies, but did not make a speech.

In an e-mail interview with The Associated Press at that time, Helms said he hoped what future generations learn about him "will be based on the truth and not the deliberate inaccuracies those who disagreed with me took such delight in repeating."

"My legacy will be up to others to describe," he added.

Helms served as chairman of the Agriculture Committee and Foreign Relations Committees over the years at times when the GOP held the Senate majority, using his posts to protect his state's tobacco growers and other farmers and place his stamp on foreign policy.

His opposition to Communism defined his foreign policy views. He took a dim view of many arms control treaties, opposed Fidel Castro at every turn, and supported the contras in Nicaragua as well as the right-wing government of El Salvador. He opposed the Panama Canal treaties that then-President Carter pushed through a reluctant Senate in 1977.

As Castro's fierce critic, Helms helped create legislation in 1996 to strengthen U.S. restrictions against the Caribbean island's communist government.

The Helms-Burton law bars the United States from normalizing relations with Cuba as long as Castro or his brother Raul — who has been president since February — are involved in government. That law also sought to pressure other nations not to do business with Cuba, a condition protested by Mexico and other third nations.

Early on, his habit of blocking nominations and legislation won him a nickname of "Senator No." He delighted in forcing roll-call votes that required Democrats to take politically difficult votes on federal funding for art he deemed pornographic, school busing, flag-burning and other cultural issues.

In 1993, when then-President Clinton sought confirmation for an openly homosexual assistant secretary at the Department of Housing and Urban Development, Helms registered his disgust. "I'm not going to put a lesbian in a position like that," he said in a newspaper interview at the time. "If you want to call me a bigot, fine."

After Democrats killed the appointment of U.S. District Judge Terrence Boyle, a former Helms aide, to a federal appeals court post in 1991, Helms blocked all of Clinton's judicial nominations from North Carolina for eight years.

Helms occasionally opted for compromise in later years in the Senate, working with Democrats on legislation to restructure the foreign policy bureaucracy and pay back debts to the United Nations, an organization be disdained for most of his career.

And he softened his views on AIDS after years of clashes with gay activists, advocating greater federal funding to fight the disease in Africa and elsewhere overseas.

But in his memoirs, Helms made clear that his opinions on other issues had hardly moderated since he left office. He likened abortion to the Holocaust and the Sept. 11 terror attacks.

"I will never be silent about the death of those who cannot speak for themselves," he wrote in "Here's Where I Stand."

Helms never lost a race for the Senate, but he never won one by much, either, a reflection of his divisive political profile in his native state.

He knew it, too. "Well, there is no joy in Mudville tonight. The mighty ultraliberal establishment, and the liberal politicians and editors and commentators and columnists have struck out again," he said in 1990 after winning his fourth term.

He won the 1972 election after switching parties, and defeated then-Gov. Jim Hunt in an epic battle in 1984 in what was then the costliest Senate race on record.

He defeated black former Charlotte Mayor Harvey Gantt in 1990 and 1996 in racially tinged campaigns. In the first race, a Helms commercial showed a white fist crumbling up a job application, these words underneath: "You needed that job ... but they had to give it to a minority."

"The tension that he creates, the fear he creates in people, is how he's won campaigns," Gantt said several years later.

Helms also played a role in national GOP politics — supporting Ronald Reagan in 1976 in a presidential primary challenge to then-President Ford. Reagan's candidacy was near collapse when it came time for the North Carolina primary. Helms was in charge of the effort, and Reagan won a startling upset that resurrected his challenge.

"It's not saying too much to say that had Senator Helms not put his weight and his political organization behind Ronald Reagan so that he was able to win North Carolina, there may have never been a Reagan presidency," Cobey said. "Most people feel like there would have never been a President Reagan had it not been for Jesse Helms."

During the 1990s, Helms clashed frequently with Clinton, whom he deemed unqualified to be commander in chief. Even some Republicans cringed when Helms said Clinton was so unpopular he would need a bodyguard on North Carolina military bases. Helms said he hadn't meant it as a threat.

Asked to gauge Clinton's performance overall, Helms said in 1995: "He's a nice guy. He's very pleasant. But ... (as) Ronald Reagan used to say about another politician, `Deep down, he's shallow.'"

Helms went out of his way to establish good relations with Madeleine Albright, Clinton's second secretary of state. But that didn't stop him from single-handedly blocking Clinton's appointment of William Weld — a Republican — as ambassador to Mexico.

Helms clashed with other Republicans over the years, including fellow Sen. Richard Lugar of Indiana in 1987, after Democrats had won a Senate majority. Helms had promised in his 1984 campaign not to take the chairmanship of the Foreign Relations Committee, but he invoked seniority over Lugar to claim the seat as the panel's ranking Republican.

He was unafraid of inconveniencing his fellow senators — sometimes all of them at once. "I did not come to Washington to win a popularity contest," he once said while holding the Senate in session with a filibuster that delayed the beginning of a Christmas break. And he once objected to a request by phoning in his dissent from home, where he was watching Senate proceedings on television.

Helms was born in Monroe, N.C., on Oct. 18, 1921. He attended Wake Forest College in 1941 but never graduated and was in the Navy during World War II.

In many ways, Helms' values were forged in the small town where his father was police chief.

"I shall always remember the shady streets, the quiet Sundays, the cotton wagons, the Fourth of July parades, the New Year's Eve firecrackers. I shall never forget the stream of school kids marching uptown to place flowers on the Courthouse Square monument on Confederate Memorial Day," Helms wrote in a newspaper column in 1956.

He took an active role in North Carolina politics early on, working to elect a segregationist candidate, Willis Smith, to the Senate in 1950. He worked as Smith's top staff aide for a time, then returned to Raleigh as executive director of the state bankers association.

Helms became a member of the Raleigh city council in 1957 and got his first public platform for espousing his conservative views when he became a television editorialist for WRAL in Raleigh in 1960. He also wrote a column that at one time was carried in 200 newspapers. Helms also was city editor at The Raleigh Times.

Helms and his wife, Dorothy, had two daughters and a son. They adopted the boy in 1962 after the child, 9 years old and suffering from cerebral palsy, said in a newspaper article that he wanted parents.

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AP Special Writer David Espo contributed to this story from Washington.

Bozo the Clown is Dead

Larry Harmon, longtime Bozo the Clown, dead at 83

In this Jan. 24, 1996 file photo, a man dressed as Bozo, left, poses with Bozo creator, La...


Fri Jul 4, 7:51 AM EDT

Larry Harmon wasn't the original Bozo the Clown, but he was the real one. Harmon, who portrayed the wing-haired clown for more than half a century, died Thursday of congestive heart failure, said his publicist, Jerry Digney. He was 83.

As an entrepreneur, Harmon licensed the character to others, particularly dozens of television stations around the country. The stations in turn hired actors to be their local Bozos.

"Bozo is a combination of the wonderful wisdom of the adult and the childlike ways in all of us," Harmon told The Associated Press in a 1996 interview.

Pinto Colvig, who provided the voice for Walt Disney's Goofy, was the first Bozo the Clown, a character created by writer-producer Alan W. Livingston for a series of children's records in 1946. Livingston said he came up with the name Bozo after polling several people at Capitol Records.

Harmon would later meet his alter ego while answering a casting call to make personal appearances as a clown to promote the records.

He got that job and eventually bought the rights to Bozo. Along the way, he embellished Bozo's distinctive look: the orange-tufted hair, the bulbous nose, the outlandish red, white and blue costume.

"You might say, in a way, I was cloning BTC (Bozo the Clown) before anybody else out there got around to cloning DNA," Harmon said in the 1996 interview. "I felt if I could plant my size 83AAA shoes on this planet, (people) would never be able to forget those footprints."

Susan Harmon, his wife of 29 years, indicated Harmon was the perfect fit for Bozo.

"He was the most optimistic man I ever met. He always saw a bright side; he always had something good to say about everybody. He was the love of my life," she said Thursday.

The business — combining animation, licensing of the character and personal appearances — made millions, as Harmon trained more than 200 Bozos over the years to represent him in local markets.

"I'm looking for that sparkle in the eyes, that emotion, feeling, directness, warmth. That is so important," he said of his criteria for becoming a Bozo.

The Chicago version of Bozo ran on WGN-TV in Chicago for 40 years and was seen in many other cities after cable television transformed WGN into a superstation.

Bozo — portrayed in Chicago for many years by Bob Bell — was so popular that the waiting list for tickets to a TV show eventually stretched to a decade, prompting the station to stop taking reservations for 10 years. On the day in 1990 when WGN started taking reservations again, it took just five hours to book the show for five more years. The phone company reported more than 27 million phone call attempts had been made.

By the time the show bowed out in Chicago, in 2001, it was the last locally produced version. Harmon said at the time that he hoped to develop a new cable or network show, as well as a Bozo feature film.

He became caught up in a minor controversy in 2004 when the International Clown Hall of Fame in Milwaukee took down a plaque honoring him as Bozo and formally endorsed Colvig as the first. Harmon denied ever misrepresenting Bozo's history.

He said he was claiming credit only for what he added to the character — "What I sound like, what I look like, what I walk like" — and what he did to popularize Bozo.

"Isn't it a shame the credit that was given to me for the work I have done, they arbitrarily take it down, like I didn't do anything for the last 52 years," he told the AP at the time.

Harmon protected Bozo's reputation with a vengeance, while embracing those who poked good-natured fun at the clown.

As Bozo's influence spread through popular culture, his very name became a synonym for clownish behavior.

"It takes a lot of effort and energy to keep a character that old fresh so kids today still know about him and want to buy the products," Karen Raugust, executive editor of The Licensing Letter, a New York-based trade publication, said in 1996.

A normal character runs its course in three to five years, Raugust said. "Harmon's is a classic character. It's been around 50 years."

On New Year's Day 1996, Harmon dressed up as Bozo for the first time in 10 years, appearing in the Rose Parade in Pasadena.

The crowd reaction, he recalled, "was deafening."

"They kept yelling, `Bozo, Bozo, love you, love you.' I shed more crocodile tears for five miles in four hours than I realized I had," he said. "I still get goose bumps."

Born in Toledo, Ohio, Harmon became interested in theater while studying at the University of Southern California.

"Bozo is a star, an entertainer, bigger than life," Harmon once said. "People see him as Mr. Bozo, somebody you can relate to, touch and laugh with."

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Associated Press writers Polly Anderson in New York and Robert Jablon in Los Angeles contributed to this report.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Order Independance Day Summit 2008

Out-of-order Order members have been organizing via EMAIL! Finalized plans --
Date: Thurs July 3

Activity 1: Golf
Time: 1pm
Location: Rackem in royal oak (696/woodward) at 1 pm for 9 outstanding holes

Activity 2: Swilling & Noshing
Time: 3:30pm
Location: Memphis Smokehouse, in Royal Oak

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

World Gets Happier???

Study: World Gets Happier

By LiveScience Staff

Despite the anxieties of these times, happiness has been on the rise around the world in recent years, a new survey finds.

The upbeat outlook is attributed to economic growth in previously poor countries, democratization of others, and rising social tolerance for women and minority groups.

"It's a surprising finding," said University of Michigan political scientist Ronald Inglehart, who headed up the survey. "It's widely believed that it's almost impossible to raise an entire country's happiness level."

Denmark is the happiest nation and Zimbabwe the the most glum, he found. (Zimbabwe's longtime ruler Robert Mugabe was sworn in as president for a sixth term Sunday after a widely discredited runoff in which he was the only candidate. Observers said the runoff was marred by violence and intimidation.)

The United States ranks 16th.

The results of the survey, going back an average of 17 years in 52 countries and involving 350,000 people, will be published in the July 2008 issue of the journal Perspectives on Psychological Science. Researchers have asked the same two questions over the years: "Taking all things together, would you say you are very happy, rather happy, not very happy, not at all happy?" And, "All things considered, how satisfied are you with your life as a whole these days?"

A Happiness Index created from the answers rose in 40 countries between 1981 and 2007, and it fell in the other 12.

Scientists had thought happiness is stable over time when looking at entire societies. "Most previous research suggests that people and nations are stuck on a 'hedonic treadmill,'" Inglehart said. "The belief has been that no matter what happens or what we do, basic happiness levels are stable and don't really change."

So Inglehart's team was surprised that happiness "rose substantially." They speculate reasons for the sunny outlooks include societal shifts in recent decades: Low-income countries such as India and China have experienced unprecedented rates of economic growth; dozens of medium-income countries have democratized; and there has been a sharp rise of gender equality and tolerance of ethnic minorities and gays and lesbians in developed societies.

Previous research has found that happiness is partly inherited and that money doesn't buy much of it.

Yet the new survey finds people of rich countries tend to be happier than those of poor countries. And controlling for economic factors, certain types of societies are much happier than others.

"The results clearly show that the happiest societies are those that allow people the freedom to choose how to live their lives," Inglehart said.

A survey released last week found one reason America doesn't top the list: Baby Boomers are generally miserable compared to other generations. Further, a public opinion poll released by the Pew Research Center in April found that 81 percent of Americans say they believe the country is on the "wrong track." The response is the most negative in the 25 years pollsters have asked the question.

The World Values Surveys, led by Inglehart, was funded by the National Science Foundation, the Swedish and Netherlands Foreign Ministries, and other institutions.

The Associated Press contributed to this report.

Monday, June 30, 2008

Increasing Prisoner Population = Declining Crime Rates

Lefties lament that the US prisoner population swells even as crime rates are dropping. These "caring" people assume that evil prison profiteers and various white racists (cops, judges, politicians) are tossing black folks into prison unjustly, "spending more money to keep a man in prison than to educate him." But the crime stats as presented here by George Will indicate that "the system" overall is nabbing the right people, and that keeping them in prison is the cause of general reductions in crime, not an indication of unnecessarily incarcerations. Further, with urban public school systems spending annually over $10k per student, it seems unlikely that spending even more would somehow influence more individuals in this population (by far the richest source of violent and property crime) from making the life choices that result in society spending even more annually to house them in prisons.

British Teahouse Company... invented business software?

Fascinating NYT article about a post-WWII British teahouse chain that invented business computing. The effort produced the first business software solution, which none other than FoMoCo purchased and utilized as its first such computational utility. Read and enjoy -- then furously comment, correct, and bicker (or resign your membership!).

From the article: ===========

Lyons was the first company in the world to computerize its commercial operations, partly because it had so many of them: it had more than 200 teahouses in London and its suburbs, with each Lyons Corner House daily generating thousands of paper receipts and needing scores of fresh baked items. ...it also operated hotels, laundries, and ice cream, candy and meat pie companies. And, of course, tea plantations.

“Americans can’t believe this,” Paul Ceruzzi, a historian of computing and curator at the National Air and Space Museum, said in an interview last week. “They think you’re making it up. It really was true.”

That a food conglomerate did this seems almost incredible. New Scientist said in 2001: “In today’s terms it would be like hearing that Pizza Hut had developed a new generation of microprocessor, or McDonald’s had invented the Internet.”

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Member Reviews, Approbates Cool Hand Luke

Friday evening at my madhouse of modernism unfolded with a DVD-viewing of Cool Hand Luke, which this article ably surveys with narration and photos. The film manages to surpass my estimation of it based on 27 previous viewings. Check out our man singing Plastic Jesus. Hard to imagine that the American viewing public once made films like this a staple of their cinematic diet. No special effects, no potty jokes, no comic book source material.

Friday, June 27, 2008

"Education" Degrees = Uneducated Teachers > Disaster

This article quantifies and documents what authentic education experts have known and advanced for years: people who earn "education degrees" do not receive authentic educations themselves, and thus they lack a requisite for teaching any authentic academic subjects. The university "education" currucula, in other words, is garbage. And on top of that, the admissions standards are so low into education programs that they start out with the weakest brains. Four years of student loans later, these graduates have little more four years worth of college parties and non-intellectual development. These are the people that then go teach our kids K-12.

The solution is clear: abolish "education" degrees. Require teachers to hold degrees in genuine classic scholarly subjects. Grade school teachers should have degrees in literature, history, or psychology. Teacher training should constitute post-grad mentoring, plus some seminars. Selection of very simple, back-to-basics course materials, and re institution of do-as-I-say-or-leave discipline, is just about all a truly educated and motivated adult needs in order to lead children through an intellectually productive day. This works for coaches, afterall.

The "education" industry has evolved into a job works program for laggards.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

kntkadosh conspicuously absent

Could he possibly be doing real work during business hours instead of pretending to like we are????? I am worried that this type of behavior could lead to the downfall of our order.

Society of Honored Individuals Toiling for Honesty, Exactness & Authenticity - Dedicated to Strictness

S.H.I.T.H.E.A.D.S.

Suggested Other Order Names

The Organization of Rectitude & People Engaged in Dictating Order ... or, T.O.R.P.E.D.O.

The Exact Rectitude Dealers ... or, T.E.R.D.

Fraternity of Unctuous Caretakers of Knowledge & Ostentatious Fine-tuning of Facts ... or, F.U.C.K.O.F.F.

Conclave of Uber Nitpicky & Tedious Sectarians ... or, C.U.N.T.S.

Band of Older Onerous Brothers ... or, B.O.O. B.

Collection of Really Exacting Evil People ... or, C.R.E.E.P.

Association of Sadistic Sycophants Honing Official & Legitimate Elocution ... or, A.S.S.H.O.L.E

Wah wah ...

... "exact Rectitude" ... and that is any better? Talk about redundant!

Change my order before I cancel it

I am proposing a name modification for our illustrious order - "The royal order of exact rectitude". The other one is too long, sounds dumb, and is a bit "wordy". Both titles are riddled with redundancy, and actually constitute poor english, but since we are the founders, we can obviously make any rules we want. I find it ironic that the name of the order is in direct contradiction with one of its primary purposes - that being the absolute command of the queens language. Perhaps a more fitting name would have an oxymoron wrapped right into the name such as, "The order of the Jumboshrimp"?

Sen. Dianne Feinstein, D-Calif, is a Communist

Discuss ...

(More than a) Touch of Genius

Glad to learn that our Brother TK recently stumbled upon this noir gem, "Touch of Evil." Surely nobody can really understand the plot, much like many great films, such Casablanca, Citizen Kane, and Godfather. Yet moment-by-moment these films seize hold of us, and populate our memories, even despite logic-defying developments. Why is this? Why do so many of the great films comprise incomprehensible plots, and illogical concepts? My film study leads me to this answer: because films are emotion-generating machines, not information narrations. These great films succeed because they succeed in auguring their audiences through a succession of emotions. Our inability to comprehend the plots, or to accept the logical of some developments, does not preclude us from experiancing the emotions transmitted to us by the procession of images and sounds from the screen.

Supreme Court says Americans have right to guns

The Supreme Court ruled Thursday that Americans have a right to own guns for self-defense and hunting, the justices' first major pronouncement on gun rights in U.S. history.
The court's 5-4 ruling struck down the District of Columbia's 32-year-old ban on handguns as incompatible with gun rights under the Second Amendment. The decision went further than even the Bush administration wanted, but probably leaves most firearms laws intact.
The court had not conclusively interpreted the Second Amendment since its ratification in 1791. The amendment reads: "A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed."
The basic issue for the justices was whether the amendment protects an individual's right to own guns no matter what, or whether that right is somehow tied to service in a state militia.
Writing for the majority, Justice Antonin Scalia said that an individual right to bear arms is supported by "the historical narrative" both before and after the Second Amendment was adopted.
The Constitution does not permit "the absolute prohibition of handguns held and used for self-defense in the home," Scalia said. The court also struck down Washington's requirement that firearms be equipped with trigger locks or kept disassembled, but left intact the licensing of guns.
In a dissent he summarized from the bench, Justice John Paul Stevens wrote that the majority "would have us believe that over 200 years ago, the Framers made a choice to limit the tools available to elected officials wishing to regulate civilian uses of weapons."
He said such evidence "is nowhere to be found."
Justice Stephen Breyer wrote a separate dissent in which he said, "In my view, there simply is no untouchable constitutional right guaranteed by the Second Amendment to keep loaded handguns in the house in crime-ridden urban areas."
Joining Scalia were Chief Justice John Roberts and Justices Samuel Alito, Anthony Kennedy and Clarence Thomas. The other dissenters were Justices Ruth Bader Ginsburg and David Souter.
Gun rights supporters hailed the decision. "I consider this the opening salvo in a step-by-step process of providing relief for law-abiding Americans everywhere that have been deprived of this freedom," said Wayne LaPierre, executive vice president of the National Rifle Association.
The NRA will file lawsuits in San Francisco, Chicago and several of its suburbs challenging handgun restrictions there based on Thursday's outcome.
Sen. Dianne Feinstein, D-Calif., a leading gun control advocate in Congress, criticized the ruling. "I believe the people of this great country will be less safe because of it," she said.
The capital's gun law was among the nation's strictest.
Dick Anthony Heller, 66, an armed security guard, sued the District after it rejected his application to keep a handgun at his home for protection in the same Capitol Hill neighborhood as the court.
The U.S. Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia ruled in Heller's favor and struck down Washington's handgun ban, saying the Constitution guarantees Americans the right to own guns and that a total prohibition on handguns is not compatible with that right.
The issue caused a split within the Bush administration. Vice President Dick Cheney supported the appeals court ruling, but others in the administration feared it could lead to the undoing of other gun regulations, including a federal law restricting sales of machine guns. Other laws keep felons from buying guns and provide for an instant background check.
Scalia said nothing in Thursday's ruling should "cast doubt on long-standing prohibitions on the possession of firearms by felons or the mentally ill, or laws forbidding the carrying of firearms in sensitive places such as schools and government buildings."
In a concluding paragraph to the his 64-page opinion, Scalia said the justices in the majority "are aware of the problem of handgun violence in this country" and believe the Constitution "leaves the District of Columbia a variety of tools for combating that problem, including some measures regulating handguns."
The law adopted by Washington's city council in 1976 bars residents from owning handguns unless they had one before the law took effect. Shotguns and rifles may be kept in homes, if they are registered, kept unloaded and either disassembled or equipped with trigger locks.
Opponents of the law have said it prevents residents from defending themselves. The Washington government says no one would be prosecuted for a gun law violation in cases of self-defense.
The last Supreme Court ruling on the topic came in 1939 in U.S. v. Miller, which involved a sawed-off shotgun. Constitutional scholars disagree over what that case means but agree it did not squarely answer the question of individual versus collective rights.
Forty-four state constitutions contain some form of gun rights, which are not affected by the court's consideration of Washington's restrictions.
The case is District of Columbia v. Heller, 07-290.


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ROER Members Bypass Blog, Resort to Emails

One of our officers mass-emailed our entire member body with a vital news announcement (US Supreme Court Upholds Citizen Gun Rights). Perhaps worse, a recipient replied USING EMAIL!

How do we feel about this?

Monday, June 23, 2008

Geroge was the Walrus, and the Walrus is Dead

George Carlin died of heart failure Sunday at 71. He has left behind not only a series of memorable routines, but a legal legacy: His most celebrated monologue, a frantic, informed riff on the infamous seven words, led to a Supreme Court decision on broadcasting offensive language. And Howard Stern thinks he's pushing legal issues? Ha.

The counterculture hero joked about misplaced shame, religious hypocrisy and linguistic quirks — something our resident grammar cry-baby can relate to - such as: why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? Or ... "Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?" he once mused. "Are they afraid someone will clean them?"

In one of his most famous routines, Carlin railed against euphemisms he said have become so widespread that no one can simply "die." "'Older' sounds a little better than 'old,' doesn't it?," he said. "Sounds like it might even last a little longer. ... I'm getting old. And it's OK. Because thanks to our fear of death in this country I won't have to die — I'll 'pass away.' Or I'll 'expire,' like a magazine subscription. If it happens in the hospital they'll call it a 'terminal episode.' The insurance company will refer to it as 'negative patient care outcome.' And if it's the result of malpractice they'll say it was a 'therapeutic misadventure.'"

Carlin constantly breached the accepted boundaries of comedy and language, particularly with his routine on the "Seven Words" — all of which are taboo on broadcast TV to this day.

When he uttered all seven at a show in Milwaukee in 1972, he was arrested on charges of disturbing the peace, freed on $150 bail and exonerated when a Wisconsin judge dismissed the case, saying it was indecent but citing free speech and the lack of any disturbance.

When the words were later played on a New York radio station, they resulted in a 1978 Supreme Court ruling upholding the government's authority to sanction stations for broadcasting offensive language during hours when children might be listening.

Saturday, June 21, 2008

10 Truths

10 Truths Black and Hispanic people know but White people won't admit
1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not white.
3. Rap music is here to stay.
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year old is too big for a stroller.
8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.


10 Truths White and Black People know but Hispanic people wont admit

1. Hickeys are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food not a pet or a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country flag is not a car decoration.
5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.
6. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
7. 'Jump out and run' is not in any insurance policy.
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
9. Mami & Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.



10 Truths white and Hispanic people know but Black people wont admit
1. O.J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth shouldn't be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
7. Red is not a Kool Aid flavor, its a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.

Friday, June 20, 2008

Happy Summer Solstice

Being that it is the longest day of the year, and represents the "adulthood" of the sun I will celebrate it by blowing off 1/2 of my work day by golfing and basking in the omnipotence of Jesus/Horus/Tammuz.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Petro Price Tumble Sparked by Asian Subsidy Lift

Turns out that the big Chinese and Indian petro demand resulted from do-gooding /"caring" governors there subsidizing the titular consumer prices. The resulting artificial consumption has driven the real petro prices, as felt by those of us living in free markets. Now comes down those subsidies...

Top Ten Things Done While "Telecommuting"

1. Babysit
2. Sleep in
3. Attend a grade school function: Field Trip, Conference, Donuts with Dad, etc.
4. Shag the old lady
5. Starch a sock
6. Mow the grass, edge the walk, irritate neighbors with blower, etc.
7. Get the car serviced
8. Go shopping
9. Watch HBO movies that you would never admit to actually watching
10. Do actual work

Oil Crisis Solution That Only the ROER Can Provide

Oil Crisis Solution

1.) Imported Middle East Oil = $135 a barrel (and counting)
2.) Exported US Wheat = $7 a bushel

Increase the wheat export bushel price to $135 a bushel - and when the OPEC countrymen bitch and moan?

Tell them to eat their damn oil!

Let's see an Arab make pita bread out of Iraqi crude!

Oil and Media on the same team

The reason we are experiencing ridiculous oil prices is due to the illegal gang/order (OPEC) who can easily lie about the supply of oil they actually have. Since the same guys own the media this is easily achieved. Hence, as far as we know, there is a real shortage of oil which equals high prices. Now if I remember correctly, Paul Wolfowitz (W's ass clown cronie) said that the invasion of Iraq would bring access to oil and therefore increase the supply and drive down prices. What the F happened to that? The media has conveniently forgot about that as usual when it comes to speaking out against corrupt corporate activity!

Mexico's Lefty Petro Subsidies Cause Absurdities

Petro is "cheap" in Mexico due to lefty subsidies. This means that consumers see low pump prices, about half that in Yankee towns (about $2 versus $4).

Absurdity 1: Yankees cross into Mexico to fill their tanks. The poor Mexican taxpayers thus pay for half of the real purchase price of the Yankee fillup.

Absurdity 2: Shortage! In a free market, if demand exceeds supply, the price rises. This forces consumers to conserve, and provides producers an incentive to boost production. But in lefty Mexico, "price gauging" is a crime. That inevitably leads to hallmark of "anti price gauging" laws: empty shelves boasting attractive prices. What good is $2 petro that doesn't exist? Only one good served: crusaders against "price-gauging" feel better.

Servants of Rectitude and Exactitude must know that if Obama has his way with "Windfall Profits" taxes, this will only drive prices higher, just as they did when Nixon and Carter employed them during previous periods of petro scarcity. Reducing profits will lesson the incentive for petro companies to boost their supplies (via new drilling and more refineries).

Tim Russert Sucked; His Son Sucks

I didn't think that I could hate Tim Russert any any more than I did when he lived. He really screwed me by dying, which prompted my beloved cable news broadcasts -- which he constantly ruined during the few hours that he appeared on them -- to render themselves unwatchable 24 hours a day for some days as supposed reporters and hosts embarrassed themselves with over-the-top tributes to the repulsively fleshy-faced twit. Could anything possibly be worse than the hagio-auto-biography ostensibly about his father, "Big Rus"? Well, yes: all the cable news post-life interminable sendoffs to him and his wretched volume.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/scott/russert-backlash

Keith Olberman's on-air salute stood out as the worst, even worse than Russert's kids' eulogy signoff, "Go Bills." The payoff for me: the truly great Chris Matthews just got bumped up, and may replace Russert (whom all the talking heads keep telling us -- falsely -- is irreplaceable). Though Matthews has joined in this unctuous circus, I choose to believe that he has no choice if he hopes to take the dead guy's chair. Another bonus to me: with Russert gone, Olberman's now the worst on cable newstalk.

On a happy note: nearly 100% of the people to whom I've broached the subject have no idea who "Tim Russert" is. I believe that Tom Brokow is lying in his eulogy when he claims that a freaking construction working stopped him with tears in his eyes, lamenting that "he was one of us." No construction working knows the name Tim Russert! That makes for just one reason why his parent network MSNBC could not be more wrong for broadcasting his 1.5 funeral LIVE, plus late-night full-length repeats, nor for turning over regular programming (Olberman's awful show, Matthews' otherwise awesome show, the middling Morning Joe) to Russert deifications.

The death of a journalist does not equal news, especially a dippy phoney baloney like Tim Russsert. His rival, Chris Matthews, is the real deal, but even his death will not constitute stop-the-presses news.

"Working" from home

Since joining my new firm last October I have been observing what it truely means when I hear people (myself excluded of course) in my group say, "I am working from home on X-day". It is a slick way of saying, "I will get up early, log onto sametime, throw the TV on, or open a book, and do nothing". I have observed that the people who work from home do the least in the group, but are most likely to 'speak up' about 'working' in a group meeting. Perhaps, to them, attending a meeting and actually opening their mouth is what they constitute as work? It makes sense, considering that the rest of the week they are sitting on the couch in their underwear, watching family feud, porn, or young and the restless.

I would like to clarify for the record that I have been guilty of all the aforementioned tasks at one time or another, but more often than not, I am actually producing something worthwhile.....Like this rant on the ROER blog!

Good Day.

"High Rate of Speed" = Big Accelleration / Ignorance

Few things bother me more than butchery of our language, especially by people in in responsible news journalists. Reading an article today about one of KKK's (King Kwame Kilpatrick) buddy's traffic records, I encountered once again one of the dumbest and most popular incorrect phrases: "high rate of speed."

Where to begin? First, "speed" means "rate of displacement", and thus "rate of speed" means "acceleration." Everybody who ever uses this phrase always means "speed", not "acceleration." I have always fantasized about challenging a speeding ticket by getting a cop on the stand to agree that if I was traveling at a "rate of speed of zero" that I would be not guilty. Then I would ask him if I was accelerating. He would admit that he has no information about my acceleration. Then I would call my expert witness Tondle Boy to define "rate of speed" correctly.

I think that this sort of language occurs to ignorant people when they attempt to "talk fancy" in a public moment. Such people -- including 99% of reporters, lawyers, politicians, teachers, and others who lack basic linguistics educations -- in public situations usually replace the first person pronoun "me" in all cases with "I" 0r "myself", as in, "R. Kelly peed on Rick, Chris, Tim, and I -- or myself", and "Myself and Chris (or, Chris and myself) were out bird-dogging chicks and banging beaver".

Let us also take this time to berate the majority of reporters, who declare that juries found R. Kelly, Robert Blake, and OJ "innocent", when in fact "innocent" does not exist as a legal finding in our judicial system. What they mean of course is "not guilty."

It hardly needs mentioning that "irregardless" does not exist, though I still encounter this in professional settings from people with technical degrees. But even most otherwise educated people believe that "nauseous" means "nauseated", as in, "that spoiled meat made Tim nauseous". The literate among us would correctly interpret that statement to mean that the spoiled meat somehow caused Tim to make the rest of us sick, or nauseated. But that nauseous (or nauseating) meat can't make Tim nauseous, can it? It can only make him nauseated, which is to say, it nauseated him.

These same nauseous people (truly, they are) -- often reporters -- further believe that "enormity" means "large", rather than "evil." Worse, they lack a capacity to express themselves without silly nonsense phrases, like:

"The fact of the matter is..."
"It is what it is."
"To be perfectly honest..." & "Honestly..."

And a bunch of others that I will remember and exhaustively document here.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

GWM Krap's dictatorship

Must be destroyed before our entire order goes down under his meglomaniac regime

Coup neded on day 2

I am proposing a coup against GWM Krap. Although his work in creating this blog is admirable he should have cleared it with the Grand Pontiff of Universal Exactitude. I am astounded by his audacity to change the name of our order, create a symbol that represents us, and then as if that was not enough, define an inner circle without our approval.

Symbol Clarification needed

I am concerned that the GM of rectitude is off creating chaos without my input. I believe we need to bicker about whether this symbol is valid. Of course we will have to come up with an exoteric meaning for the masses while maintaining an esoteric meaning for us adepts.

The original Grand Master is here

I am now a member of this blog with my original name referencing the REAL name of our order.

Rectitude vs. Exactitude

The entire business of our group must never advance past vitriolic, ever worsening, and highly personalized bickering over a single word encompassed by our name.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

NICE EMBLEM!!! And a sign...

So, did you fabricate the emblem yourself?

The waves of options that I see as I think of Paul holding his hands in the position shown are enough to scare me...indeed, this must be the first secret sign, with something far more insidious to be used in the second degree...

OK, I have vented in regular mail too much already and now have a Jag meeting...but in future, we may stay on this platform...better than corporate mail anyway...

One Man's Solution for Rising Gas Prices

This past weekend I stopped to purchase a Diet Coke at the BP gas station; to slake my thirst - and - whilst waiting in the omni-present queue of a certain Farmington Hills BP gas station, I begin my usual "R.O.E. inspection" of the denizens within the fine establishment ... Taking a mental inventory of who is purchasing their 5 dollar pack of coffin nails, scarfing up the latest copy of Hustler magazine, orally supplanting their thunder-thighs with a Slurpie and a Twinkie, etc. ... When my attention immediately turns to the disheveled gentleman just in front of me ... As he, and our "Hazel Park Honey" BP Attendant, were attempting to put $20 of gas (@100 miles of travel) on his DEBIT card. The clerk tried it 2 or 3 times; yet with every swipe: the card is rejected. Huh. Surely there is some issue with this gent's Grand Cayman bank account?

And, stop calling me Shirley ...

Our fearless road warrior then proceeds to pull out a wad ... No other word will suffice here ... He literally produces a wad of paper currency - ala Penn and Teller - from his pocket; and proceeds to fish through the monetary mess for the bill of largest denomination. This proves to be a 10 spot. Huzzah! Surely he will be able to produce another tenner ... Or a miniature copy of the Declaration of Independence? Interestingly, no. As he hands over the crumpled ten-spot, he proudly instructs our toothless Purveyor of Petrol to dole out "10 dollars of your finest distillate!" and begins the process of cramming said "fist full of dollars" back into his pocket ...

Suddenly something dawns on him! Could it be that he will now be limited to a mere 50 miles of conveyance? Only to travel over the river and through the woods to Grandma's, but never to return to Detroit?!?! Or, what about the original Grail-like quest of twenty dollars of gasoline for his fine steed? Just as he is shoving the mass of moola back into his pocket - like pushing a baby back into a vagina - he had stopped and re-produced his ball of loot. This time, within milliseconds, he peels off - or was it corkscrews out - a George Washington. A single buck. Will this extra .25 of a gallon now allow him to idle just down the block from Grandma's house while he smokes some hydro on the d-lo? Or, is it 55 - not 50 - miles to his private jet at Detroit Metro Airport?

Clearly, yet not visually tipping his psyche, the gentleman was shaken by the entire turn of events. What, with his off-shore bank accounts being in disrepair and having grabbed his wife's wad of singles - extracted from her g-string the night before - he quickly enacted his "Life Recovery Plan". Armed with 10 dollars of gasoline, his stoic countenance and the raisin-like dollar bill - he commands our BP shop keeper: "Give me ONE Mega-Millions lottery ticket!" What a visionary! His plan - while simplistic in nature - will cover all his woes ... Including his eminent stranding at Grandma's house.

Never underestimate the power of a dollar bill ... Even if it only takes you 5 miles, tips your stripper or fills your nostril with booger sugar.