1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not white.
3. Rap music is here to stay.
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year old is too big for a stroller.
8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
10 Truths White and Black People know but Hispanic people wont admit
1. Hickeys are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food not a pet or a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country flag is not a car decoration.
5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.
6. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
7. 'Jump out and run' is not in any insurance policy.
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
9. Mami & Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.
10 Truths white and Hispanic people know but Black people wont admit
1. O.J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth shouldn't be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
7. Red is not a Kool Aid flavor, its a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
6 comments:
White myths:
- No white people think that N'Snych tops the Jackson Five.
- No white people deny TJ's black kids.
- I don't think that any white people really think that Jesus was white, do they?
- N'Snych kicks the J5's ass. The J5 was only relevant at a time when there were NO black "heroes"; when the white man needed a tool to make black youth feel "assimilated".
- If being Jewish is being "white", then white people believe Jesus was white. Jesus was a Jew, so whatever color you think Jews are - that's the color Jesus was. Because he spent every waking hour preaching to people, I would guess that he had one heck of a tan ... so he probably looked more like George Hamilton than Woody Allen.
- There are probably some Neo-Nazi groups that will still refuse to admit that TJ was tapping the help, but they are - by now - few and far between.
Furthermore ... Justin Timberlake (ex-N'SYNCH-er) not only kicks Micheal "The Pedophile" Jackson's nasally, falsetto voiced ass ... JT kicks the entire J5's ass!
Very good. I can tell this must have taken some time. I agree with all 30 bullets.
Grand P: Why not disallow anonymous posts?
Jesus was a Jew, back before there were any white Jews. All white Jews are descendants of white Europeans who converted to Judaism, back when Jews accepted, and even sought, conversion. I don't recall of the white European conversion to Judaism occurred before or after Jesus.
But the white Jews in the US, Israel, and elsewhere cannot trace their lineage back to the tribes of Moses, etc. Those folks were Arabs, and the menfolk often married black women from Ethiopia. Abraham and Moses both had babies with black Ethiopian women. And it is likely that Mary was Ethiopian as well, since she and Joseph fled there with their baby... who, incidentally had skin "the color of polished brass" and "hair like lamb's wool", the bible tells us. So perhaps had had the homo-erotic physique popular in US church and Hollywood images, but the flowing blond hair and other white-specific gay fantasy features are surely a fiction.
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